"Come, my sweet wife, my dearest mother, and my friends of noble touch, when I am forth, bid me farewell, and smile.”
I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?
glad to know its an international thing
its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
The crouching cover is in this year…
I fully expect to see Bilbo on the cover of DoS in this pose.
Edit: FUCKIN CALLED IT
oh my god
I can’t stop laughing help